lephreaux:

i really want a large pepperoni pizza and to be devoid of all emotion thanks

(via pardonmewhileipanic)

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34 minutes ago

DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING PEASANT YOU ARE TO POST SOMETHING FROM TUMBLR ON GOD FORSAKEN FACEBOOK?? AND WHATS WORSE IS THAT YOU EVEN CITED THAT QUOTE TELLING PEASANTS ITS FROM TUMBLR. MAY YOUR ROYAL THRONE IN THIS LAND OF NARNIA BE STRIPED OFF & BURNED FOR YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO ABIDE BY SUCH SIMPLE RULES.

rocketshippinggirl:

#1 RULE OF TUMBLR: do not speak of tumblr outside of tumblr.

you would know this if you’ve been here since medieval times.

(via reallylameblog)

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21 hours ago

For him" series #2 (via unpoeticheartbreak)

(via justbeyourself2712)

My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.
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21 hours ago

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via sassadilla)

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21 hours ago

kelpls:

I made a comic from the mechanic/robot thing i drew a while back BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TOO MANY THINGS I WANTED TO DRAW and i couldn’t fit it in 10 pictures and then i gave up and ended up with some small thing without any plot omfg i can’t do comics 

im sorry that it is an OBNOXIOUSLY LONG POST but it’s easier to read this way  i thin k /  

(via spin-you-valentine-evenings)

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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

(via spin-you-valentine-evenings)

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22 hours ago

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

(via spin-you-valentine-evenings)

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22 hours ago

dreamofflight:

letslivelikejackandsally:

we’re all getting arrested for this

I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via spin-you-valentine-evenings)

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22 hours ago

ninarosario:

"Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? But because I knew you, I have been changed for good."

more musicals I love → Wicked

(Source: bartowskiwalkers, via harry-frickin-potter)

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